I know some of this is common sense but here is a list of things you should do.
Take a shower (thoroughly washing hands and genitals), brush your teeth, you may want to “trim” long pubic hair as it can get caught on the condom (ouch!), deodorant but go easy on the cologne. Make sure not to bring any weapons as they are not allowed inside, and make sure you bring plenty of cash (as you may need to tip the lady a bit extra or the bartender while having a drink)
First off obviously you must show up, getting there is up to you but we will suggest you do not take a cab as most brothels will require the lady to kick over between 10% to 20% over of her proceeds to the driver and that will mean she will ask you for more money for a good time! Take a rental car or make sure your cabbie is getting paid by you, if he tells you there is no charge than the lady will need to pay him. Most Nevada brothels have a gated entry which you will need to be “buzzed” through in order to enter. Sometimes there will be a guard which you will be required to leave any cameras, cell phones or weapons.
Typically once you come in you will be greeted by a Madame (this is the woman who handles the girls) At this point you will usually be asked if you would like to see a “line up” of the women available.
All the girls who are available will lineup and take turns introducing themselves. Then you either pick a girl, or go get a drink and you can have a chance to talk with some of the ladies.
The girl will give you a house tour, during which you get to see some of the features of the brothel and special rooms. Usually at some point the woman will take you back to her room to negotiate for a “party”.
Party is the definition for some kind of sex act.
This is where you will have to be as upfront as possible on what you want, this is important as you are the one paying for the services. If she is uncomfortable with what you are requesting she will usually suggest another girl that she thinks will be able to accommodate you. If she is willing she will then quote you a price for her services. If the quote is too high for your budget be polite and let her know how much you have to spend as most ladies will come up with a solution. That typically this could be 1/2 hour instead of 1 hour so she can accommodate your budget.
D.C. stands for “Dick Check”
She will check you for obvious signs of STD’s and make sure everything is OK. Most ladies will make this part kind of fun by trying to arouse you a bit before the fun begins!
She will leave with your money, and hand the money to the cashier. She will commonly get towels for cleaning up and sheets to put on the bed.
Someone may call over the speaker or knock on the door to let you and the lady know that time is up. If you are not done having fun yet, you will need to renegotiate for more of her time.
You must be escorted out with the lady for safety reasons as no customer is allowed to just wander around the brothel.
Registered female brothel prostitutes must be tested weekly for gonorrhea and Chlamydia trachomatis, and monthly for HIV and syphilis. Since the law on condoms being used in Nevada brothels in 1985 there has not been 1 case of HIV/AIDS.
Editor’s Note: “Essentially, working ladies are the safest women out there.”